So Durst

Could it be true?

2004-09-16T17:25:00.000-04:00

Let's just say the waters are being tested.

Weezer Frontman Rivers Cuomo Exposed as Shredder

2004-05-04T22:46:00.000-04:00

For all the Weezer fans out there, check out a photo of L.A. hairband, Avant Garde.

The impish hesher Rivers Cuomo of the rock combo Weezer is pictured in the middle looking like a long-lost Wilson sister from the band Heart. And that was back when he had two different sized legs.

Talk about instant ass-kicking.

Moments before the picture was taken, the photographer gave the cue, "look hard, but still gay".

Check out more bands exposed at Metal-Sludge.com.

Bloggers Heading To War, then Hell

2004-05-02T22:43:00.000-04:00

A Durstian Rant:

The chief of the Selective Service System has proposed registering women for the military draft and requiring that young Americans regularly inform the government about whether they have training in niche specialties needed in the armed services.

The proposal, which the agency's acting Director Lewis Brodsky presented to senior Pentagon officials just before the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq, also seeks to extend the age of draft registration to 34 years old, up from 25.

Seeing that bloggers have training in niche specialties [ crackin' it to Amanda Bynes, sex with Bill Cosby and O.C. gayishness], you're all doomed!!!!

And with chicks getting drafted, you're all toast, too.

Here's the dilly. You're under 34, blogging at your Mom's house and writing about Lindsay "no tan-line" Lohan's juggs one day, and the next you're chillin' in Tikrit with no body armor, sand in your ass and wondering why you've had to travel so far so Chickenhawk Bush can get the Middel East and Isreali Jews in place so his evangelical Rapture Apocalypse-story can come true and he can go to heaven with all the other Jesus freaks.

Sounds crazy? Bush is a former coke head, alcoholic who is reborn. He's Evangelical or "fundagelical", fundamentally evangelic. He can barely speak english and has no grasp of foreign policy, the economy, taxes, healthcare, the enviroment, exportation of jobs, managing social security or following through on any of his "missions", but he knows the Bible. And God, too.

He believes in the Rapture and Revelations from the Bible word for word. Jesus is coming back to save the born-again evangelicals, and only the born-again evangelicals [the rest get the Apocolypse and end up in Hell], but only after a few things happen, i.e., Isreal is in jewish hands, 3rd Temple built in Jeruselum. [just a note: I am not writing this because I belive one way or another about Isreal or who has what, I am writing this because Bush is making policy decisions based on his religious beliefs and wants to please his fellow evangelicals.]

How do I jump from Iraq to Isreal and back? It's tough. Don't get me wrong, Bush has a childlike vandetta for Saddam for fucking with his Daddy, but it's deeper than that. But no WMDs=why Iraq now? The long-term Bush Crusade is to get oil [let's not fool ourselves], to get Muslims fired up, and to get Isreal in "Rapture mode". Bush and his Christian cohorts are hoping for Armageddon. Bush has Sharon's back 100%. Muslims are pissed. This gets the Rapture party in gear.

Hear me know and believe me later. Those "Left Behind" books are all about this shizz.

Endgame. Your blogga-ass is getting drafted because shithead W starts needless wars, wastes our troops on his goals for the Rapture, then gets patriotic on yer ass saying its' to protect the US.

Starting wars saves us, YAYYYY!!!

In closing down this rant, I digress, Juggs YES!, Draft NO!

i-pods miss mark

2004-04-29T23:13:00.002-04:00

I know that everyone is in love with the i-pod and i-tunes in 1 year-old this week, but their first year numbers were off by 30,000,000 songs or 30%.

Not to piss on their parade, but....if the rest of the industry was off by 30%, they'd sue every Kazaa member they could find.

NY Times article on it

Third Porn Star to Test Positive for HIV

2004-04-29T22:40:00.000-04:00

Jessica Dee, Czech porn star, you're fired!

Dee worked with Darren James, the veteran performer believed to have originated the outbreak, on March 24, the same day that James worked with Lara Roxx, the first woman to test positive in the current outbreak.

James is believed to have caught the virus while shooting in Brazil with Peabs, around March 10.

Read the AVN account of what went down, or in, or out.....

Sidenote, her agent's name is Dick Nasty.

To all the Yankee haters......

2004-04-29T22:20:00.000-04:00

All you Yankee haters can suck my Evil Empire balls.

Yanks sweep the A's killer rotation. Bring back the Sox! And Jeter breaks his Durst-for-32 streak with a home run to boot! [The 189,000,000 Cash Money Crew team hits the .500 mark for the season at 11-11.]

A win tomorrow night will set a ML record for 13 consectutive Aprils with a winning record.

Carrot Top Wasn't Helpin' either

2004-04-29T10:34:00.000-04:00

Buh-bye.

In a blow to teen ginger crooners across the US, heavily criticized diet Sinatra-lite John Stevens was given the electronic boot last night.

Hoping to fill the void left by...., well no one, the novelty of a young guy singing like an old guy has worn off.

Goodbye fame. Hello fry-ulater.

Draft Dodgers Who Are Pro-War=Chickenhawks

2004-04-21T23:46:00.000-04:00

Chickenhawk n.
1. A person enthusiastic about war, provided someone else fights it; particularly when that enthusiasm is undimmed by personal experience with war; most emphatically when that lack of experience came in spite of ample opportunity in that person’s youth.
2. An older gay man who preys on younger men.
3. Peabs

Go to the Chickenhawk Website and see your favorite Republicans like Bush and Cheney, who dodge the draft, but love to talk about war.

Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly and many others, too.

Highlight

Name: Rush Limbaugh
Born: 1951
Employer: Yack Radio
Conflict Avoided: Vietnam
Notes: Where to begin ... a joke about the Hindenburg? No, let's go right to the reason he had to stay home from the war - the world's most famous anal cyst. He's denied it, but www.snopes.com, the Urban Legends Reference Pages, has got the goods on him.

Rush was "classified 4-F after a physical found that he had an "inoperable pilonidal cyst" in his ass!

Link to Snopes.com here.

Muslims are "the new negroes in America" according to Jackson

2004-04-21T10:11:00.000-04:00

Look for white kids in the suburbs to get all Taliban up in the shizzy.

Fa' show.

Who knows bling-bling better than the Saudis.

Look for Chris Tucker to drop Jackie Chan for Sultan Bandar and Gucci to be replaced by the House of Saud.

Bush is the new P. Diddy.

Republican Senator Hinting at Draft

2004-04-20T23:08:00.000-04:00

Nebraska Senator Chuck Haskel is a complete dick. He says deteriorating security in Iraq may force the United States to reintroduce the military draft.

"Why shouldn't we ask all of our citizens to bear some responsibility and pay some price?"

How about you lead the way, Rambo?

Bush's Side Bush

2004-04-20T14:57:00.000-04:00

Buzz around D.C. [via New York Magazine]

Is Bush banging Condi?

"A pressing issue of dinner-party etiquette is vexing Washington, according to a story now making the D.C. rounds: How should you react when your guest, in this case national-security adviser Condoleezza Rice, makes a poignant faux pas?

At a recent dinner party hosted by New York Times D.C. bureau chief Philip Taubman and his wife,

Rice was reportedly overheard saying, “As I was telling my husb—”

and then stopping herself abruptly, before saying, “As I was telling President Bush.” Jaws dropped, but a guest says the slip by the unmarried politician, who spends weekends with the president and his wife, seemed more psychologically telling than incriminating.

A National Security Council spokesman laughed and said, “No comment.”

Which in NSC-speak means "yes, they are banging".

Private Joker, I presume.

2004-04-20T14:29:00.000-04:00

Not the smartest thing for a Marine to do.

While in Iraq, Lance Cpl. Ted J. Boudreaux, a reservist with the 3rd Battalion/23rd Marines, became the subject of a formal investigation last week after a photo in circulation on the Internet came to the attention of a Muslim public relations firm in Washington, D.C.

In the photo, Boudreaux is shown with two Iraqi boys. All three are smiling, and all three are flashing a "thumbs-up" sign. The middle boy is holding a handmade cardboard sign that reads in English, "Lcpl. Boudreaux killed my dad th[en] he knocked up my sister."

Previous photo had the sign, Peabs '04. Disturbing.

Do I Make You Horny, Well, Do I?..........

2004-04-20T11:22:00.000-04:00

As reported by Reuters, aspiring Austin Powers in the UK are using Bluetooth technology to find anonymous sex partners.

"Toothing" as it is called, is when you send your info/images/number by Bluetooth to other Bluetooth users in buses, trains, bars, supermarkets, etc., looking to get "bluejacked".

The fact that this UK trend is called "toothing" is apropos because most Brits have one good tooth. Usually toffee-encrusted and crooked.

Reason #1001 To Hate Courtney Love

2004-04-15T13:22:00.000-04:00

There is a place, a place for you in hell, reserved for you and all your friends

Hillbilly Heroin addict and all-around worthless human skank Courtney Love can rest assured her place in Hell is secured.

Her long-tired routine of hanging on to more talented people is enough to warrant severe repeated blows to her cracked-out custume-mask of a face, but she's managed to kick it up a notch.

Word is she's lost $40 mill, in debt for $4 mill more and squandered her daughter's trust fund.

"My daughter's trust fund has been stolen from to the point where she may have, like, nothing. I can't let this happen to Frances."

People who were pumping her a while back [NYC bloggers, ie, stereogum] should be sure to feel good now. She's a walking lobotomy spending Kurt's publishing money on oxy-contin and ruining her daughter's life.

When will a falling house kill her?

Plastic face and wig part of getaway plan

2004-04-14T22:22:00.000-04:00

Good news, Martha Stewart may have a prison bitch!

Lil' Kim Jones indicted on one count of conspiracy, three counts of perjury, three counts of making false statements and one count of obstruction. The obstruction count carries a possible maximum prison term of 10 years and all the other charges carry possible five-year terms.

The suspect used a fake nose, fake, lip, fake eyebrow, fake beauty mark and fake hair costume to hide from reporters while exiting the court house.

Oh,

I see, that's apparently her real face.

Then the fake tits just completes it, doesn't it.

Peabs Can Cross Zanzibar Off His Vacation List...

2004-04-14T15:26:00.000-04:00

The overwhelmingly Muslim East African Island nation "has outlawed all homosexuals and lesbians", and gays, too.

Zanzibar's parliament has passed a bill that outlaws homosexuality and lesbianism. The bill imposes stiff penalties which include up to 25 years imprisonment for those in gay relationships.

The penalty for those in lesbian relationships will be a seven-year jail term.

Putting homosexuals in jail, it's a made-for-porno storyline. Soap-dropping encouraged.

Gloria Velez Keepin' It Real

2004-04-13T12:49:00.000-04:00

The "Pam Anderson of Rap".

Gloria Velez luxury tour bus is busted for drugs and bundles of loot in sting operation. Money and drugs found under her on-board bed. The only guns found were the 36Ds Gloria was sportin'.

"Velez has not been charged, but authorities arrested four men Friday on drug charges after seizing 200 pounds of cocaine, $800,000 in cash and four other vehicles, prosecutors said. It was unclear how much money or drugs allegedly were pulled from Velez's bus."

"Velez recently bought the luxury bus and launched a 10-city tour to promote her independent mix tape, 'Glory.'"

For all those struggling bands out there eating pizza and living in a van, she bought a luxury bus, has no sales and sings to a DAT.

Feel the pain.

Go to her website to see some real weapons.

Booyakasha!

Love is in the air......

2004-04-12T21:07:00.000-04:00

"As reported last week, America's horse-loving (cough) sweetheart, Nicole Richie, and her groom-to-be, American Idol contestant Justin Guarini, appear to have set a date for their nuptials: June 12th." [link via Gawker]

Did Nicole find Justin lurking in the "where-are-they-now?" files while he was working at the local McD's? Was it the "afro in the hairnet" look that sealed it for her?

Challenging Bobby and Whitney for potential drug-laced headlines?

Weird Al's Parents Taking Big Trip West

2004-04-12T15:15:00.000-04:00

The parents of "Weird" Al Yankovic expired over the weekend at their home due to carbon monoxide poisoning.

Most alarming thing in the article is that Weird Al is married to a woman! And has a kid!

Labels Looking to Raise On-Line Song Prices

2004-04-12T15:04:00.000-04:00

Record Labels out to screw consumers again. The five major labels think $.99 is too cheap and are thinking of charging $1.25 to $2.99 per song. Digital downloads will end up costing more than CD's.

Why does a digital file cost so much? Production? Manufacturing?

Nickelback Mash-up

2004-04-08T18:26:00.000-04:00

Dick-elback has proven that if you can get a shitty song to #1, why not put out a derivitive single as your follow-up release 3 years later.

Hear the mash-up. In one channel is 2001's "How You Remind Me" with 2004's "Someday" in the other channel. Same tune!
[via stereogum.com]

Beck marries this chick?

2004-04-07T09:57:00.000-04:00

What were you thinking?

Has been Beck gets married to Giovanni Ribisi's twin sister Marissa. She's 8 months pregnant so being his baby's daddy wasn't enough.

The grill is kinda busted and the hair is tres' durst on the Tina Yothers stylee.

Canada, so much to answer for....

2004-04-07T09:38:00.000-04:00

Alanis Morisette tried to stir it up with some hooser sarcasm to the US's over-reaction to nipplegate at the recent JUNO Awards in Canada. Does wearing Brian Boitano's old body suit with an old glove stuck to the crotch have anything to do with Damita Jo getting her tats out?

She was quoted, "We live in a land where we still think the human body is beautiful and we're not afraid of the female breast." Then get 'em out, horseface.

Durst-itude at all time high as JUNO award for best group goes to Nickelback.

Text sex?

2004-04-07T09:23:00.000-04:00

As much as I am down with the Brits, what is the deal with texting? UK soccer superstar David Beckham having text sex with uber-skank Rebecca Loos?

2 things:
a. Pick up the phone and call the bi-atch, you make tons of dosh. Texting is for cheap fux.
b. Is anyone surprised the chick's fooled around with so many people, her last name is Loos[e].

Coffee & Cigarettes

2004-04-06T13:51:00.000-04:00

Something to look forweard to. Coffee and Cigarettes, a movie by Jim Jarmusch. Check out the trailers on the website.

Starring Bill Murray, Steve Buscemi ,Jack and Meg White and the funniest Brit out there, Steve Coogan[pictured center].

And in the world of Durst news, J. [b]Lo's Mom wins $2.4 million in Atlantic City slots. Eff me.

We Are the Champions My Friend

2004-04-06T01:13:00.000-04:00

Freddy Mercury, you never sounded better.

Quick and to the point, UConn gave free eats at the whoop-ass buffet to Georgia Tech and they got their fill. Okafor and Gordon were too much.

Anti-climactic? Maybe. Ugly at times? Yes.

Simply put, the better team won. Big Ups to UConn.

CNN comes up lame

2004-04-06T00:52:00.000-04:00

After David Letterman aired a videotape of Tyler Crotty, 13 and the son of a Bush $100,000 plus "Pioneer" fundraiser, fighting to stay awake as George droned on and on, CNN host Daryn Kagan dismissed the videotape with the following on-air comment: "We're being told by the White House that the kid, as funny as he was, was edited into that video, which would explain why the people around him weren't really reacting." CNN anchor Kyra Phillips later reran the tape but cautioned viewers: "We're told that the kid was there at that event, but not necessarily standing behind the president."

Accused of misleading his viewers, Letterman called the White House a bunch of liars.

And what do you know? CNN did a sudden turnabout, claiming that the Bush propaganda machine never really called them at all. They vaguely attributed the unfounded allegation to news staff error.

"This whole thing just smells. Doesn't it smell a little bit?" Letterman remarked on his show after the CNN retreat.

Isn't that fucked up?

Do you think CNN came up with that story idea on their own. A staff error? Or did the White House really try to discredit Letterman by planting the story? CNN looks like they can't keep their lies straight. CNN apologized on-air to Letterman.

The media and Karl Rove right-wing dickheads are fucking with us, that is So Durst!

You're Really Growing On Me

2004-04-05T14:39:00.000-04:00

Even the NYT is writing about the Darkness. For a band who has a tremendous record to promote, as well as, an image that un-ironic dirtbags around the US are stoked is back in style, when will they release the next single?

Singer Justin Hawkins [pictured] is a metal Noel Gallagher.

If it's "Growing On Me", it will put them over edge by an edge.

I like in the article how K-Rock Music Director Mike Peer takes credit for playing them first in the US. Tough thing to do with them having a #1 hit in the UK [which has A&R'ed the US scene for the past 2 years a la the Strokes, White Stripes, etc] and not to mention Atlantic Records jamming money in their pockets to play the damn song. Such courage!

Check out the band website: The DarknessRock.com

UConn dumps Duke

2004-04-04T13:36:00.000-04:00

UConn's Emeka "These Arms Need a Gun Permit" Okafor gives the Cameron Crazies a look at how one man can make a difference. Duke whiners can complain about fouls and the refs all they want. [There were 44 fouls called, 22 for each team]

What about shot selection down the stretch? What about missing all your free throws? What about Emeka getting the windex out on Luol Deng's attempted jam in the closing minutes?

For all the greatness that is Coach K's basketball program, 10 Final Fours in 20 years, they are 3-7 in Final Four games.

Can you say choke?

Parent-of-the-Year nominees Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne are two-for-two as Kelly follows lil' bro' Jack into rehab, her vice being painkillers. Jack and Kelly are bucking the LA stereotype of the "skinny addict" and hope to usher in the age of the more posh "privileged, fat, lazy" addict, looking into the possibility of deep-frying the drugs down the road.

Kelly the Belly was quoted, "Lately, I've been swallowing a lot of aggression, along with a lot of pizzas."

Put bullet in chamber......

2004-04-02T16:14:00.000-05:00

...and pull the trigger.

ASU undergrad and recent Covergirl Jaime "Madonna with Meatballs" Hammer had this to say about a recent party at the Playboy Mansion,

"There was a plethora of celebs at that party including Leo DiCaprio, Mini Me, the cast of 90210, Bill Maher, Kevin Spacey, and Fred Durst just to name a few."

Gayanardo DeHomio, a midget, Steve "hairplugs" Sanders, "Handsome" Bill Maher and Durst are the celebs she's clockin' in LA?

Damn you Durst, damn you to hell!

Big ups for the young lady using "plethora" in a sentence. Link to Gorillamask.com for the entire story.

Solange Knowles = So Durst

2004-03-31T17:32:00.000-05:00

Kip Winger had it right, "She's only 17...."

Can't handle having older sister Beyonce shake her ass and hold excrutiatingly long annoying notes on TV? How do you step out from under her shadow, even though you're only 17?

You marry some 19 year-old no-name football dude. In an attempt to out-do Janet J's and Chico's nups, he almost trumped Rohan Marley for marrying a singer cash cow. Solange is so lame.

Big ups for the no-name dude, ride that meal ticket for all its' worth.

How fast did Poppa Knowles have the pre-nup ready?

Where's my effing "new!" symbol

2004-03-30T22:14:00.000-05:00

I get added to WhatEvs buzz list and I don't get a fucking "new!" thing next to my blog, what the fuck? Blogga please!

UK Festival trumps US by light years

2004-03-30T21:04:00.000-05:00

Oasis, Paul McCartney and Muse[aka Diet Radiohead] to headline the Glastonbury Festival this year.

Other performers include Morrissey and a bunch of shitty bands like the Vines and Kings of Leon and the Rapture.

This comes on the heels of the just announced US Durst-apalooza line-up of Flaming Lips, Sonic Youth and String Cheese Incident.

Did Clear Channel put this on?

Dickelback and 3 Durst Down to co-headline tour

2004-03-26T09:36:00.000-05:00

It's been dubbed "Worst Tour Ever"

Nickelback and 3 Doors Down will embark on a co-headlining tour at the end of June that will run until late July. Both bands will play full sets complete with laser lights, pyrotechnics and other special effects, according to a press release.

Nickelback is marking the tour by releasing a third single that sounds exactly like their first single.

Note to singer Chad Krueger, even Randy "Big Unit" Johnson has dropped the stale molester-goatee and 90's perm.

Cruise to split with Cruz

2004-03-26T09:16:00.000-05:00

[wo]MEN across the world will today breathe a sigh of relief as Tom Cruise once again becomes the world’s most eligible bachelor.

After three years of "dating", Cruz is looking forward to getting laid by a man again. So is Tom.

Michelle Branch should be neutered and spayed

2004-03-25T18:39:00.000-05:00

Music sounds more and more like the music they made for commercials that were supposed to sound like a band. Preach on, Brother Coolfer, preach on. She should be in the background shot of a Blossom episode and Joey Lawrence should be like "Whoa" when he sees her. [See also Andrew WK and Kid Rock].

Even more Durst is drummer Kenny Aranoff's drumming resume, Mellencamp, John Fogerty, Smashing Pumpkins and now Michelle Branch.

Idiot son of an a*shole vid

2004-03-24T21:01:00.000-05:00

This video is hilarious. Can Wal-Martians buy this for 88 cents?

Any girlfriends not from the Niagara Falls area?

2004-03-24T20:43:00.000-05:00

For all those blogospherians wookin' pa nub, I bring you www.imaginarygirlfriends.com [via gorillamask.net] I've signed up for their "Be A Girlfriend" option as a fat girl to make some side dosh and I'm currently dating Peabs and Information Leafblower for $40 a month and a Moz b-sides cd-r.

Fred D met and "dated" Britney on this website.

Get "effed"!

2004-03-24T11:30:00.000-05:00

Have an Effen vodka, smart ass!

Could this be a vodka made for bloggers who like the "eff word"?

Can someone get effed on effen vodka?

Can someone get me an effen vodka, pronto!

It's just plain fun to say.

Recording industry sues 532 it says were swapping music online

2004-03-23T21:36:00.000-05:00

Music industry sues fans of music! That is a great plan. Turn off as many young consumers as possible, that's how brand loyalty works.

"The recording industry blames lagging music sales in recent years on the rise of online music piracy."

Not shrinking radio playlists, not Clear Channel owning over 1200 stations, not Viacom owning MTV, M2, VH, etc, not crappy compilations like "That's What I Call Durst Vol 1,2,3,4...", not overcharging on every CD, not just crappy bands making crappy music, but file sharing.

The average song, that's properly bought, and gets ripped on to a hard-drive and file-shared is downloaded 5 times. 5 people download a song for every purchase, you follow? Why are sales only down 5% a year, they should be down 50%, File sharing is helping the music!

Johnny "Durst" Damon

2004-03-23T16:30:00.000-05:00

I'm all for letting your freak flag fly, but watching a pre-seaon Red Sox game today with "Nature Boy" Johnny Damon up there with his monkey face, not to mention the lame "Cowboy Up" gay facial hair the rest of the Sox have, Ted "The Splendid Splinter" Williams' frozen head must be spinning in his cryogenic chamber.

So Durst "Douche of the Week"

2004-03-22T20:08:00.000-05:00

Picking up where 1115.org left off, So Durst announces it's first of many "Douche of the Week" awards for behavior befitting a douche to walking pink slip Dennis Miller. Not only does he have a stale "neo-con" Bush ball-lick of a CNBC show paying its' studio audience to watch the show, he has he lost his NFL gig, his namesake HBO show and most importantly his gay mullet.

Miller is a "friend of Fred". [FoF]

Biggest Balls Ever!

2004-03-22T16:07:00.000-05:00

Ex-Terrorism Czar and top anti-terrorism adviser Richard Clarke taking it to the hole, and one. Currently residing in the "Where are they now file?", Condoleezza Rice.

Clarke is due to testify this week before the special panel probing whether the attacks were preventable. President Bush will privately answer all questions raised by a federal commission investigating the Sept. 11 attacks, the White House said Tuesday, apparently dropping a one-hour limit on the president's testimony.

Wouldn't want to effect his nap schedule.

Bringing Durst to new levels...

2004-03-22T16:00:00.000-05:00

If this is not a sign for a future Courtney Love duet with Fred D, I don't know what is. Her daughter must be so proud. [via whatevs.org]

A new word via Coolfer

2004-03-19T19:46:00.000-05:00

Von Bondied v.,
1. To beat, as with the fists; pummel
2. To swing or strike in a manner suggesting the action of a flail
3. a complete thrashing
Coolfer

2004-03-19T11:26:00.000-05:00

The Killers R.I.P.

All this talk on the the blogs as to what is the next band they want to "break" [claiming Franz Ferdinand was their first triumph]. Well seeing that Lyor "I am the shit" Cohn signed the deal in his kitchen and has since left Island/Durst Jam for Warner's, the Killers future seems doomed.

Taking the dirt nap
John "J.J." Jackson, one of the five original MTV on-air personalities, has died at the age of 62.

Alan Jackson calls in to WalMart for day off.

You're Durst!

2004-03-18T22:26:00.000-05:00
"The" Donald Trump is trying to trademark "you're fired". I've already trademarked "So Durst" so those pennies will start trickling in for every mention in the blogosphere.

Why doesn't he try to trademark the "tri-comb-over racing stripe wig-like do" he busts out?

2004-03-18T19:44:00.000-05:00
Durst fave Omarosa "Bin Laden" Manigault-Stallworth says she experienced racism while on "The Apprentice", claiming former contestant Ereka Vetrini had called her the “n-word.” What's with all he-said-she-said bullsh*t?

Even more shocking, a possible TV show?

I would have used the "STFUYAWE" word.

*shut the fuck up you annoying wannabe elitist"

2004-03-18T14:13:00.000-05:00

See if you and Fred match scores!

Find out which monkey-faced Olsen twin is right for you with this handy quiz.

2004-03-18T13:32:00.000-05:00
See what happens when you read "So Sayeth the Peabs" too much.

Is jail the right place for a guy who likes donkey sex?

2004-03-17T11:11:00.000-05:00
Moz snippet

Let me be the first to spot this. Morrissey's new album "You Are the Quarry" arrives on May 17/18, this you know, but, his big Manchester show is on May 22, his birthday! 46 years young. Gladioli sales skyrocketing in anticipation.

How about giving Mr. Marr a jingle for some real buzz.

Someone give the local Dominos the heads-up so Joyce and Rourke can get that night off.

2004-03-16T19:56:00.000-05:00
What is more frightening in Storrs, CT these days, UConn's Omeka Okafor dunking on you for the fifth time or "hairless Bangkok lady-boy" frosh Charlie Villanueva [pictured] rubbing up on you in the low post?

Chuck, are there any pubes down there?

Where is Michigan? Oh, the Not-Interesting-Tourney.....

2004-03-16T14:35:00.000-05:00
I can’t think of any bigger booking in the world right now.

When they say bigger, do they mean gayer? This falls into the category of "shitty US music Brits love", see also Fun Loving Criminals, Wheatus, Black Eyed Peas and Rocket From the Cript. Truly durst.

2004-03-16T14:23:00.000-05:00
Name-checked by the man, SoDurst thanks you.

"speaking of which, check out SoDurst.blogspot.com. it name-drops whatevs.org but I can't figure out who's writing this site. if you're reading this, drop me a lizz. shmears."

I know that you'd like me, if only you could see me, if only you could meet me.....

2004-03-11T14:36:00.000-05:00
NASDAQ Memories:
4 years ago: 5048.62
Today: 1964.15

2004-03-11T14:30:00.000-05:00
Minging ugly chicks heading to Holland! Balding Fred D. booking trip to Amsterdam. Dutch say it's OK to bang animals. Four hour Cialis boner to pay off!

I'm Rick James, bitch!

2004-03-10T21:05:00.000-05:00
Rick James sound nuggets! Off the Dave Chappele show, link via apechild.com. I'm Rick James, bitch!

I say incorporate this into your voicemail message and be the most popular guy/girl in your Fantasy League.

2004-03-10T20:42:00.000-05:00
With the news of "Jimmy Page-derivative if Jimmy Page barely played guitar"Jack White getting off for major dojo ass-whipping of the gay guy in Von Bondies, the message is clear. Beat someone silly, get off. Lie to a Fed about a crime that ended up not even being illegal, lose half your fortune and go to jail.

2004-03-10T10:17:00.000-05:00
Possible Durst Duet, disgraced NYT's writer Jayson Blair. Is this midget fo' real? They are looking into studio time as we speak. Partnered for some time now, Jayson said he gave Fred the idea for the faux Britney "relationship".

"Some people it seems to me would like for me to crawl in a hole and disappear forever. That's just not in my nature," Blair said on Larry King last night. "I'm trying to be an 'unlikeable Joe C' for Durst's summer tour."

2004-03-10T01:03:00.000-05:00

Oh, you mean that Iraq.

George J. Tenet, the director of central intelligence for the CIA, told a Senate committee on Tuesday that he had privately intervened on several occasions to correct what he regarded as public misstatements on intelligence by Vice President Dick Cheney and others.

"Fred" Cheney, considering you were the former Defence Secretary, thanks for keeping that on the DL.

2004-03-09T19:23:00.000-05:00
It's safe to say this space will not always relate to the Durst strewn world we live in, at times an uplifting story will be included. The Moz will represent! Kicking out a new co-labo diddy with Nancy Sinatra.

2004-03-09T19:15:00.000-05:00
So let the games begin. Looking through the complaints about the Superbowl halftime exposure of one droopy Janet chestical, [hints of Durst but she is still molto do-able], I came across this funny e-mail to someone at the FCC. Check it.