So Durst
Thursday, March 11, 2004
Minging ugly chicks heading to Holland! Balding Fred D. booking trip to Amsterdam. Dutch say it's OK to bang animals. Four hour Cialis boner to pay off!
Wednesday, March 10, 2004
I'm Rick James, bitch!
Rick James sound nuggets! Off the Dave Chappele show, link via apechild.com. I'm Rick James, bitch!
I say incorporate this into your voicemail message and be the most popular guy/girl in your Fantasy League.
I say incorporate this into your voicemail message and be the most popular guy/girl in your Fantasy League.
With the news of "Jimmy Page-derivative if Jimmy Page barely played guitar"Jack White getting off for major dojo ass-whipping of the gay guy in Von Bondies, the message is clear. Beat someone silly, get off. Lie to a Fed about a crime that ended up not even being illegal, lose half your fortune and go to jail.
Possible Durst Duet, disgraced NYT's writer Jayson Blair. Is this midget fo' real? They are looking into studio time as we speak. Partnered for some time now, Jayson said he gave Fred the idea for the faux Britney "relationship".
"Some people it seems to me would like for me to crawl in a hole and disappear forever. That's just not in my nature," Blair said on Larry King last night. "I'm trying to be an 'unlikeable Joe C' for Durst's summer tour."
"Some people it seems to me would like for me to crawl in a hole and disappear forever. That's just not in my nature," Blair said on Larry King last night. "I'm trying to be an 'unlikeable Joe C' for Durst's summer tour."
Oh, you mean that Iraq.
George J. Tenet, the director of central intelligence for the CIA, told a Senate committee on Tuesday that he had privately intervened on several occasions to correct what he regarded as public misstatements on intelligence by Vice President Dick Cheney and others.
"Fred" Cheney, considering you were the former Defence Secretary, thanks for keeping that on the DL.
Tuesday, March 09, 2004
It's safe to say this space will not always relate to the Durst strewn world we live in, at times an uplifting story will be included. The Moz will represent! Kicking out a new co-labo diddy with Nancy Sinatra.
So let the games begin. Looking through the complaints about the Superbowl halftime exposure of one droopy Janet chestical, [hints of Durst but she is still molto do-able], I came across this funny e-mail to someone at the FCC. Check it.
