So Durst
Thursday, April 15, 2004
Reason #1001 To Hate Courtney Love
Hillbilly Heroin addict and all-around worthless human skank Courtney Love can rest assured her place in Hell is secured.
Her long-tired routine of hanging on to more talented people is enough to warrant severe repeated blows to her cracked-out custume-mask of a face, but she's managed to kick it up a notch.
Word is she's lost $40 mill, in debt for $4 mill more and squandered her daughter's trust fund.
"My daughter's trust fund has been stolen from to the point where she may have, like, nothing. I can't let this happen to Frances."
People who were pumping her a while back [NYC bloggers, ie, stereogum] should be sure to feel good now. She's a walking lobotomy spending Kurt's publishing money on oxy-contin and ruining her daughter's life.
When will a falling house kill her?
There is a place, a place for you in hell, reserved for you and all your friends
Hillbilly Heroin addict and all-around worthless human skank Courtney Love can rest assured her place in Hell is secured.
Her long-tired routine of hanging on to more talented people is enough to warrant severe repeated blows to her cracked-out custume-mask of a face, but she's managed to kick it up a notch.
Word is she's lost $40 mill, in debt for $4 mill more and squandered her daughter's trust fund.
"My daughter's trust fund has been stolen from to the point where she may have, like, nothing. I can't let this happen to Frances."
People who were pumping her a while back [NYC bloggers, ie, stereogum] should be sure to feel good now. She's a walking lobotomy spending Kurt's publishing money on oxy-contin and ruining her daughter's life.
When will a falling house kill her?
Wednesday, April 14, 2004
Plastic face and wig part of getaway plan
Good news, Martha Stewart may have a prison bitch!
Lil' Kim Jones indicted on one count of conspiracy, three counts of perjury, three counts of making false statements and one count of obstruction. The obstruction count carries a possible maximum prison term of 10 years and all the other charges carry possible five-year terms.
The suspect used a fake nose, fake, lip, fake eyebrow, fake beauty mark and fake hair costume to hide from reporters while exiting the court house.
Oh,
I see, that's apparently her real face.
Then the fake tits just completes it, doesn't it.
Good news, Martha Stewart may have a prison bitch!
Lil' Kim Jones indicted on one count of conspiracy, three counts of perjury, three counts of making false statements and one count of obstruction. The obstruction count carries a possible maximum prison term of 10 years and all the other charges carry possible five-year terms.
The suspect used a fake nose, fake, lip, fake eyebrow, fake beauty mark and fake hair costume to hide from reporters while exiting the court house.
Oh,
I see, that's apparently her real face.
Then the fake tits just completes it, doesn't it.
Peabs Can Cross Zanzibar Off His Vacation List...
The overwhelmingly Muslim East African Island nation "has outlawed all homosexuals and lesbians", and gays, too.
Zanzibar's parliament has passed a bill that outlaws homosexuality and lesbianism. The bill imposes stiff penalties which include up to 25 years imprisonment for those in gay relationships.
The penalty for those in lesbian relationships will be a seven-year jail term.
Putting homosexuals in jail, it's a made-for-porno storyline. Soap-dropping encouraged.
The overwhelmingly Muslim East African Island nation "has outlawed all homosexuals and lesbians", and gays, too.
Zanzibar's parliament has passed a bill that outlaws homosexuality and lesbianism. The bill imposes stiff penalties which include up to 25 years imprisonment for those in gay relationships.
The penalty for those in lesbian relationships will be a seven-year jail term.
Putting homosexuals in jail, it's a made-for-porno storyline. Soap-dropping encouraged.
Tuesday, April 13, 2004
Gloria Velez Keepin' It Real
The "Pam Anderson of Rap".
Gloria Velez luxury tour bus is busted for drugs and bundles of loot in sting operation. Money and drugs found under her on-board bed. The only guns found were the 36Ds Gloria was sportin'.
"Velez has not been charged, but authorities arrested four men Friday on drug charges after seizing 200 pounds of cocaine, $800,000 in cash and four other vehicles, prosecutors said. It was unclear how much money or drugs allegedly were pulled from Velez's bus."
"Velez recently bought the luxury bus and launched a 10-city tour to promote her independent mix tape, 'Glory.'"
For all those struggling bands out there eating pizza and living in a van, she bought a luxury bus, has no sales and sings to a DAT.
Feel the pain.
Go to her website to see some real weapons.
Booyakasha!
The "Pam Anderson of Rap".
Gloria Velez luxury tour bus is busted for drugs and bundles of loot in sting operation. Money and drugs found under her on-board bed. The only guns found were the 36Ds Gloria was sportin'.
"Velez has not been charged, but authorities arrested four men Friday on drug charges after seizing 200 pounds of cocaine, $800,000 in cash and four other vehicles, prosecutors said. It was unclear how much money or drugs allegedly were pulled from Velez's bus."
"Velez recently bought the luxury bus and launched a 10-city tour to promote her independent mix tape, 'Glory.'"
For all those struggling bands out there eating pizza and living in a van, she bought a luxury bus, has no sales and sings to a DAT.
Feel the pain.
Go to her website to see some real weapons.
Booyakasha!
Monday, April 12, 2004
Love is in the air......
"As reported last week, America's horse-loving (cough) sweetheart, Nicole Richie, and her groom-to-be, American Idol contestant Justin Guarini, appear to have set a date for their nuptials: June 12th." [link via Gawker]
Did Nicole find Justin lurking in the "where-are-they-now?" files while he was working at the local McD's? Was it the "afro in the hairnet" look that sealed it for her?
Challenging Bobby and Whitney for potential drug-laced headlines?
"As reported last week, America's horse-loving (cough) sweetheart, Nicole Richie, and her groom-to-be, American Idol contestant Justin Guarini, appear to have set a date for their nuptials: June 12th." [link via Gawker]
Did Nicole find Justin lurking in the "where-are-they-now?" files while he was working at the local McD's? Was it the "afro in the hairnet" look that sealed it for her?
Challenging Bobby and Whitney for potential drug-laced headlines?
Weird Al's Parents Taking Big Trip West
The parents of "Weird" Al Yankovic expired over the weekend at their home due to carbon monoxide poisoning.
Most alarming thing in the article is that Weird Al is married to a woman! And has a kid!
Most alarming thing in the article is that Weird Al is married to a woman! And has a kid!
Labels Looking to Raise On-Line Song Prices
Record Labels out to screw consumers again. The five major labels think $.99 is too cheap and are thinking of charging $1.25 to $2.99 per song. Digital downloads will end up costing more than CD's.
Why does a digital file cost so much? Production? Manufacturing?
Why does a digital file cost so much? Production? Manufacturing?
