So Durst
Wednesday, April 21, 2004
Draft Dodgers Who Are Pro-War=Chickenhawks
Chickenhawk n.
1. A person enthusiastic about war, provided someone else fights it; particularly when that enthusiasm is undimmed by personal experience with war; most emphatically when that lack of experience came in spite of ample opportunity in that person’s youth.
2. An older gay man who preys on younger men.
3. Peabs
Go to the Chickenhawk Website and see your favorite Republicans like Bush and Cheney, who dodge the draft, but love to talk about war.
Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly and many others, too.
Highlight
Name: Rush Limbaugh
Born: 1951
Employer: Yack Radio
Conflict Avoided: Vietnam
Notes: Where to begin ... a joke about the Hindenburg? No, let's go right to the reason he had to stay home from the war - the world's most famous anal cyst. He's denied it, but www.snopes.com, the Urban Legends Reference Pages, has got the goods on him.
Rush was "classified 4-F after a physical found that he had an "inoperable pilonidal cyst" in his ass!
Link to Snopes.com here.
Chickenhawk n.
1. A person enthusiastic about war, provided someone else fights it; particularly when that enthusiasm is undimmed by personal experience with war; most emphatically when that lack of experience came in spite of ample opportunity in that person’s youth.
2. An older gay man who preys on younger men.
3. Peabs
Go to the Chickenhawk Website and see your favorite Republicans like Bush and Cheney, who dodge the draft, but love to talk about war.
Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly and many others, too.
Highlight
Name: Rush Limbaugh
Born: 1951
Employer: Yack Radio
Conflict Avoided: Vietnam
Notes: Where to begin ... a joke about the Hindenburg? No, let's go right to the reason he had to stay home from the war - the world's most famous anal cyst. He's denied it, but www.snopes.com, the Urban Legends Reference Pages, has got the goods on him.
Rush was "classified 4-F after a physical found that he had an "inoperable pilonidal cyst" in his ass!
Link to Snopes.com here.
Muslims are "the new negroes in America" according to Jackson
Look for white kids in the suburbs to get all Taliban up in the shizzy.
Fa' show.
Who knows bling-bling better than the Saudis.
Look for Chris Tucker to drop Jackie Chan for Sultan Bandar and Gucci to be replaced by the House of Saud.
Bush is the new P. Diddy.
Look for white kids in the suburbs to get all Taliban up in the shizzy.
Fa' show.
Who knows bling-bling better than the Saudis.
Look for Chris Tucker to drop Jackie Chan for Sultan Bandar and Gucci to be replaced by the House of Saud.
Bush is the new P. Diddy.
Tuesday, April 20, 2004
Republican Senator Hinting at Draft
Nebraska Senator Chuck Haskel is a complete dick. He says deteriorating security in Iraq may force the United States to reintroduce the military draft.
"Why shouldn't we ask all of our citizens to bear some responsibility and pay some price?"
How about you lead the way, Rambo?
"Why shouldn't we ask all of our citizens to bear some responsibility and pay some price?"
How about you lead the way, Rambo?
Bush's Side Bush
Buzz around D.C. [via New York Magazine]
Is Bush banging Condi?
"A pressing issue of dinner-party etiquette is vexing Washington, according to a story now making the D.C. rounds: How should you react when your guest, in this case national-security adviser Condoleezza Rice, makes a poignant faux pas?
At a recent dinner party hosted by New York Times D.C. bureau chief Philip Taubman and his wife,
Rice was reportedly overheard saying, “As I was telling my husb—”
and then stopping herself abruptly, before saying, “As I was telling President Bush.” Jaws dropped, but a guest says the slip by the unmarried politician, who spends weekends with the president and his wife, seemed more psychologically telling than incriminating.
A National Security Council spokesman laughed and said, “No comment.”
Which in NSC-speak means "yes, they are banging".
Is Bush banging Condi?
"A pressing issue of dinner-party etiquette is vexing Washington, according to a story now making the D.C. rounds: How should you react when your guest, in this case national-security adviser Condoleezza Rice, makes a poignant faux pas?
At a recent dinner party hosted by New York Times D.C. bureau chief Philip Taubman and his wife,
Rice was reportedly overheard saying, “As I was telling my husb—”
and then stopping herself abruptly, before saying, “As I was telling President Bush.” Jaws dropped, but a guest says the slip by the unmarried politician, who spends weekends with the president and his wife, seemed more psychologically telling than incriminating.
A National Security Council spokesman laughed and said, “No comment.”
Which in NSC-speak means "yes, they are banging".
Private Joker, I presume.
Not the smartest thing for a Marine to do.
While in Iraq, Lance Cpl. Ted J. Boudreaux, a reservist with the 3rd Battalion/23rd Marines, became the subject of a formal investigation last week after a photo in circulation on the Internet came to the attention of a Muslim public relations firm in Washington, D.C.
In the photo, Boudreaux is shown with two Iraqi boys. All three are smiling, and all three are flashing a "thumbs-up" sign. The middle boy is holding a handmade cardboard sign that reads in English, "Lcpl. Boudreaux killed my dad th[en] he knocked up my sister."
Previous photo had the sign, Peabs '04. Disturbing.
While in Iraq, Lance Cpl. Ted J. Boudreaux, a reservist with the 3rd Battalion/23rd Marines, became the subject of a formal investigation last week after a photo in circulation on the Internet came to the attention of a Muslim public relations firm in Washington, D.C.
In the photo, Boudreaux is shown with two Iraqi boys. All three are smiling, and all three are flashing a "thumbs-up" sign. The middle boy is holding a handmade cardboard sign that reads in English, "Lcpl. Boudreaux killed my dad th[en] he knocked up my sister."
Previous photo had the sign, Peabs '04. Disturbing.
Do I Make You Horny, Well, Do I?..........
As reported by Reuters, aspiring Austin Powers in the UK are using Bluetooth technology to find anonymous sex partners.
"Toothing" as it is called, is when you send your info/images/number by Bluetooth to other Bluetooth users in buses, trains, bars, supermarkets, etc., looking to get "bluejacked".
The fact that this UK trend is called "toothing" is apropos because most Brits have one good tooth. Usually toffee-encrusted and crooked.
"Toothing" as it is called, is when you send your info/images/number by Bluetooth to other Bluetooth users in buses, trains, bars, supermarkets, etc., looking to get "bluejacked".
The fact that this UK trend is called "toothing" is apropos because most Brits have one good tooth. Usually toffee-encrusted and crooked.
