So Durst
Thursday, April 08, 2004
Nickelback Mash-up
Dick-elback has proven that if you can get a shitty song to #1, why not put out a derivitive single as your follow-up release 3 years later.
Hear the mash-up. In one channel is 2001's "How You Remind Me" with 2004's "Someday" in the other channel. Same tune!
[via stereogum.com]
Hear the mash-up. In one channel is 2001's "How You Remind Me" with 2004's "Someday" in the other channel. Same tune!
[via stereogum.com]
Wednesday, April 07, 2004
Beck marries this chick?
What were you thinking?
Has been Beck gets married to Giovanni Ribisi's twin sister Marissa. She's 8 months pregnant so being his baby's daddy wasn't enough.
The grill is kinda busted and the hair is tres' durst on the Tina Yothers stylee.
What were you thinking?
Has been Beck gets married to Giovanni Ribisi's twin sister Marissa. She's 8 months pregnant so being his baby's daddy wasn't enough.
The grill is kinda busted and the hair is tres' durst on the Tina Yothers stylee.
Canada, so much to answer for....
Alanis Morisette tried to stir it up with some hooser sarcasm to the US's over-reaction to nipplegate at the recent JUNO Awards in Canada. Does wearing Brian Boitano's old body suit with an old glove stuck to the crotch have anything to do with Damita Jo getting her tats out?
She was quoted, "We live in a land where we still think the human body is beautiful and we're not afraid of the female breast." Then get 'em out, horseface.
Durst-itude at all time high as JUNO award for best group goes to Nickelback.
Alanis Morisette tried to stir it up with some hooser sarcasm to the US's over-reaction to nipplegate at the recent JUNO Awards in Canada. Does wearing Brian Boitano's old body suit with an old glove stuck to the crotch have anything to do with Damita Jo getting her tats out?
She was quoted, "We live in a land where we still think the human body is beautiful and we're not afraid of the female breast." Then get 'em out, horseface.
Durst-itude at all time high as JUNO award for best group goes to Nickelback.
Text sex?
As much as I am down with the Brits, what is the deal with texting? UK soccer superstar David Beckham having text sex with uber-skank Rebecca Loos?
2 things:
a. Pick up the phone and call the bi-atch, you make tons of dosh. Texting is for cheap fux.
b. Is anyone surprised the chick's fooled around with so many people, her last name is Loos[e].
2 things:
a. Pick up the phone and call the bi-atch, you make tons of dosh. Texting is for cheap fux.
b. Is anyone surprised the chick's fooled around with so many people, her last name is Loos[e].
Tuesday, April 06, 2004
Coffee & Cigarettes
Something to look forweard to. Coffee and Cigarettes, a movie by Jim Jarmusch. Check out the trailers on the website.
Starring Bill Murray, Steve Buscemi ,Jack and Meg White and the funniest Brit out there, Steve Coogan[pictured center].
And in the world of Durst news, J. [b]Lo's Mom wins $2.4 million in Atlantic City slots. Eff me.
Something to look forweard to. Coffee and Cigarettes, a movie by Jim Jarmusch. Check out the trailers on the website.
Starring Bill Murray, Steve Buscemi ,Jack and Meg White and the funniest Brit out there, Steve Coogan[pictured center].
And in the world of Durst news, J. [b]Lo's Mom wins $2.4 million in Atlantic City slots. Eff me.
We Are the Champions My Friend
Freddy Mercury, you never sounded better.
Quick and to the point, UConn gave free eats at the whoop-ass buffet to Georgia Tech and they got their fill. Okafor and Gordon were too much.
Anti-climactic? Maybe. Ugly at times? Yes.
Simply put, the better team won. Big Ups to UConn.
Freddy Mercury, you never sounded better.
Quick and to the point, UConn gave free eats at the whoop-ass buffet to Georgia Tech and they got their fill. Okafor and Gordon were too much.
Anti-climactic? Maybe. Ugly at times? Yes.
Simply put, the better team won. Big Ups to UConn.
CNN comes up lame
After David Letterman aired a videotape of Tyler Crotty, 13 and the son of a Bush $100,000 plus "Pioneer" fundraiser, fighting to stay awake as George droned on and on, CNN host Daryn Kagan dismissed the videotape with the following on-air comment: "We're being told by the White House that the kid, as funny as he was, was edited into that video, which would explain why the people around him weren't really reacting." CNN anchor Kyra Phillips later reran the tape but cautioned viewers: "We're told that the kid was there at that event, but not necessarily standing behind the president."
Accused of misleading his viewers, Letterman called the White House a bunch of liars.
And what do you know? CNN did a sudden turnabout, claiming that the Bush propaganda machine never really called them at all. They vaguely attributed the unfounded allegation to news staff error.
"This whole thing just smells. Doesn't it smell a little bit?" Letterman remarked on his show after the CNN retreat.
Isn't that fucked up?
Do you think CNN came up with that story idea on their own. A staff error? Or did the White House really try to discredit Letterman by planting the story? CNN looks like they can't keep their lies straight. CNN apologized on-air to Letterman.
The media and Karl Rove right-wing dickheads are fucking with us, that is So Durst!
After David Letterman aired a videotape of Tyler Crotty, 13 and the son of a Bush $100,000 plus "Pioneer" fundraiser, fighting to stay awake as George droned on and on, CNN host Daryn Kagan dismissed the videotape with the following on-air comment: "We're being told by the White House that the kid, as funny as he was, was edited into that video, which would explain why the people around him weren't really reacting." CNN anchor Kyra Phillips later reran the tape but cautioned viewers: "We're told that the kid was there at that event, but not necessarily standing behind the president."
Accused of misleading his viewers, Letterman called the White House a bunch of liars.
And what do you know? CNN did a sudden turnabout, claiming that the Bush propaganda machine never really called them at all. They vaguely attributed the unfounded allegation to news staff error.
"This whole thing just smells. Doesn't it smell a little bit?" Letterman remarked on his show after the CNN retreat.
Isn't that fucked up?
Do you think CNN came up with that story idea on their own. A staff error? Or did the White House really try to discredit Letterman by planting the story? CNN looks like they can't keep their lies straight. CNN apologized on-air to Letterman.
The media and Karl Rove right-wing dickheads are fucking with us, that is So Durst!
Monday, April 05, 2004
You're Really Growing On Me
Even the NYT is writing about the Darkness. For a band who has a tremendous record to promote, as well as, an image that un-ironic dirtbags around the US are stoked is back in style, when will they release the next single?
Singer Justin Hawkins [pictured] is a metal Noel Gallagher.
If it's "Growing On Me", it will put them over edge by an edge.
I like in the article how K-Rock Music Director Mike Peer takes credit for playing them first in the US. Tough thing to do with them having a #1 hit in the UK [which has A&R'ed the US scene for the past 2 years a la the Strokes, White Stripes, etc] and not to mention Atlantic Records jamming money in their pockets to play the damn song. Such courage!
Check out the band website: The DarknessRock.com
Even the NYT is writing about the Darkness. For a band who has a tremendous record to promote, as well as, an image that un-ironic dirtbags around the US are stoked is back in style, when will they release the next single?
Singer Justin Hawkins [pictured] is a metal Noel Gallagher.
If it's "Growing On Me", it will put them over edge by an edge.
I like in the article how K-Rock Music Director Mike Peer takes credit for playing them first in the US. Tough thing to do with them having a #1 hit in the UK [which has A&R'ed the US scene for the past 2 years a la the Strokes, White Stripes, etc] and not to mention Atlantic Records jamming money in their pockets to play the damn song. Such courage!
Check out the band website: The DarknessRock.com
Sunday, April 04, 2004
UConn dumps Duke
UConn's Emeka "These Arms Need a Gun Permit" Okafor gives the Cameron Crazies a look at how one man can make a difference. Duke whiners can complain about fouls and the refs all they want. [There were 44 fouls called, 22 for each team]
What about shot selection down the stretch? What about missing all your free throws? What about Emeka getting the windex out on Luol Deng's attempted jam in the closing minutes?
For all the greatness that is Coach K's basketball program, 10 Final Fours in 20 years, they are 3-7 in Final Four games.
Can you say choke?
Parent-of-the-Year nominees Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne are two-for-two as Kelly follows lil' bro' Jack into rehab, her vice being painkillers. Jack and Kelly are bucking the LA stereotype of the "skinny addict" and hope to usher in the age of the more posh "privileged, fat, lazy" addict, looking into the possibility of deep-frying the drugs down the road.
Kelly the Belly was quoted, "Lately, I've been swallowing a lot of aggression, along with a lot of pizzas."
UConn's Emeka "These Arms Need a Gun Permit" Okafor gives the Cameron Crazies a look at how one man can make a difference. Duke whiners can complain about fouls and the refs all they want. [There were 44 fouls called, 22 for each team]
What about shot selection down the stretch? What about missing all your free throws? What about Emeka getting the windex out on Luol Deng's attempted jam in the closing minutes?
For all the greatness that is Coach K's basketball program, 10 Final Fours in 20 years, they are 3-7 in Final Four games.
Can you say choke?
Parent-of-the-Year nominees Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne are two-for-two as Kelly follows lil' bro' Jack into rehab, her vice being painkillers. Jack and Kelly are bucking the LA stereotype of the "skinny addict" and hope to usher in the age of the more posh "privileged, fat, lazy" addict, looking into the possibility of deep-frying the drugs down the road.
Kelly the Belly was quoted, "Lately, I've been swallowing a lot of aggression, along with a lot of pizzas."
