So Durst
Friday, March 26, 2004
Dickelback and 3 Durst Down to co-headline tour
It's been dubbed "Worst Tour Ever"
Nickelback and 3 Doors Down will embark on a co-headlining tour at the end of June that will run until late July. Both bands will play full sets complete with laser lights, pyrotechnics and other special effects, according to a press release.
Nickelback is marking the tour by releasing a third single that sounds exactly like their first single.
Note to singer Chad Krueger, even Randy "Big Unit" Johnson has dropped the stale molester-goatee and 90's perm.
It's been dubbed "Worst Tour Ever"
Nickelback and 3 Doors Down will embark on a co-headlining tour at the end of June that will run until late July. Both bands will play full sets complete with laser lights, pyrotechnics and other special effects, according to a press release.
Nickelback is marking the tour by releasing a third single that sounds exactly like their first single.
Note to singer Chad Krueger, even Randy "Big Unit" Johnson has dropped the stale molester-goatee and 90's perm.
Cruise to split with Cruz
[wo]MEN across the world will today breathe a sigh of relief as Tom Cruise once again becomes the world’s most eligible bachelor.
After three years of "dating", Cruz is looking forward to getting laid by a man again. So is Tom.
After three years of "dating", Cruz is looking forward to getting laid by a man again. So is Tom.
Thursday, March 25, 2004
Michelle Branch should be neutered and spayed
Music sounds more and more like the music they made for commercials that were supposed to sound like a band. Preach on, Brother Coolfer, preach on. She should be in the background shot of a Blossom episode and Joey Lawrence should be like "Whoa" when he sees her. [See also Andrew WK and Kid Rock].
Even more Durst is drummer Kenny Aranoff's drumming resume, Mellencamp, John Fogerty, Smashing Pumpkins and now Michelle Branch.
Even more Durst is drummer Kenny Aranoff's drumming resume, Mellencamp, John Fogerty, Smashing Pumpkins and now Michelle Branch.
Wednesday, March 24, 2004
Any girlfriends not from the Niagara Falls area?
For all those blogospherians wookin' pa nub, I bring you www.imaginarygirlfriends.com [via gorillamask.net] I've signed up for their "Be A Girlfriend" option as a fat girl to make some side dosh and I'm currently dating Peabs and Information Leafblower for $40 a month and a Moz b-sides cd-r.
Fred D met and "dated" Britney on this website.
Fred D met and "dated" Britney on this website.
Get "effed"!
Have an Effen vodka, smart ass!
Could this be a vodka made for bloggers who like the "eff word"?
Can someone get effed on effen vodka?
Can someone get me an effen vodka, pronto!
It's just plain fun to say.
Have an Effen vodka, smart ass!
Could this be a vodka made for bloggers who like the "eff word"?
Can someone get effed on effen vodka?
Can someone get me an effen vodka, pronto!
It's just plain fun to say.
Tuesday, March 23, 2004
Recording industry sues 532 it says were swapping music online
Music industry sues fans of music! That is a great plan. Turn off as many young consumers as possible, that's how brand loyalty works.
"The recording industry blames lagging music sales in recent years on the rise of online music piracy."
Not shrinking radio playlists, not Clear Channel owning over 1200 stations, not Viacom owning MTV, M2, VH, etc, not crappy compilations like "That's What I Call Durst Vol 1,2,3,4...", not overcharging on every CD, not just crappy bands making crappy music, but file sharing.
The average song, that's properly bought, and gets ripped on to a hard-drive and file-shared is downloaded 5 times. 5 people download a song for every purchase, you follow? Why are sales only down 5% a year, they should be down 50%, File sharing is helping the music!
"The recording industry blames lagging music sales in recent years on the rise of online music piracy."
Not shrinking radio playlists, not Clear Channel owning over 1200 stations, not Viacom owning MTV, M2, VH, etc, not crappy compilations like "That's What I Call Durst Vol 1,2,3,4...", not overcharging on every CD, not just crappy bands making crappy music, but file sharing.
The average song, that's properly bought, and gets ripped on to a hard-drive and file-shared is downloaded 5 times. 5 people download a song for every purchase, you follow? Why are sales only down 5% a year, they should be down 50%, File sharing is helping the music!
Johnny "Durst" Damon
I'm all for letting your freak flag fly, but watching a pre-seaon Red Sox game today with "Nature Boy" Johnny Damon up there with his monkey face, not to mention the lame "Cowboy Up" gay facial hair the rest of the Sox have, Ted "The Splendid Splinter" Williams' frozen head must be spinning in his cryogenic chamber.
I'm all for letting your freak flag fly, but watching a pre-seaon Red Sox game today with "Nature Boy" Johnny Damon up there with his monkey face, not to mention the lame "Cowboy Up" gay facial hair the rest of the Sox have, Ted "The Splendid Splinter" Williams' frozen head must be spinning in his cryogenic chamber.
Monday, March 22, 2004
So Durst "Douche of the Week"
Picking up where 1115.org left off, So Durst announces it's first of many "Douche of the Week" awards for behavior befitting a douche to walking pink slip Dennis Miller. Not only does he have a stale "neo-con" Bush ball-lick of a CNBC show paying its' studio audience to watch the show, he has he lost his NFL gig, his namesake HBO show and most importantly his gay mullet.
Miller is a "friend of Fred". [FoF]
Picking up where 1115.org left off, So Durst announces it's first of many "Douche of the Week" awards for behavior befitting a douche to walking pink slip Dennis Miller. Not only does he have a stale "neo-con" Bush ball-lick of a CNBC show paying its' studio audience to watch the show, he has he lost his NFL gig, his namesake HBO show and most importantly his gay mullet.
Miller is a "friend of Fred". [FoF]
Biggest Balls Ever!
Ex-Terrorism Czar and top anti-terrorism adviser Richard Clarke taking it to the hole, and one. Currently residing in the "Where are they now file?", Condoleezza Rice.
Clarke is due to testify this week before the special panel probing whether the attacks were preventable. President Bush will privately answer all questions raised by a federal commission investigating the Sept. 11 attacks, the White House said Tuesday, apparently dropping a one-hour limit on the president's testimony.
Wouldn't want to effect his nap schedule.
Ex-Terrorism Czar and top anti-terrorism adviser Richard Clarke taking it to the hole, and one. Currently residing in the "Where are they now file?", Condoleezza Rice.
Clarke is due to testify this week before the special panel probing whether the attacks were preventable. President Bush will privately answer all questions raised by a federal commission investigating the Sept. 11 attacks, the White House said Tuesday, apparently dropping a one-hour limit on the president's testimony.
Wouldn't want to effect his nap schedule.
Bringing Durst to new levels...
If this is not a sign for a future Courtney Love duet with Fred D, I don't know what is. Her daughter must be so proud. [via whatevs.org]
