Johnny "Durst" Damon
I'm all for letting your freak flag fly, but watching a pre-seaon Red Sox game today with "Nature Boy" Johnny Damon up there with his monkey face, not to mention the lame "Cowboy Up" gay facial hair the rest of the Sox have, Ted "The Splendid Splinter" Williams' frozen head must be spinning in his cryogenic chamber.
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