So Durst
Friday, March 19, 2004
A new word via Coolfer
Von Bondied v.,
1. To beat, as with the fists; pummel
2. To swing or strike in a manner suggesting the action of a flail
3. a complete thrashing
Coolfer
1. To beat, as with the fists; pummel
2. To swing or strike in a manner suggesting the action of a flail
3. a complete thrashing
Coolfer
The Killers R.I.P.
All this talk on the the blogs as to what is the next band they want to "break" [claiming Franz Ferdinand was their first triumph]. Well seeing that Lyor "I am the shit" Cohn signed the deal in his kitchen and has since left Island/Durst Jam for Warner's, the Killers future seems doomed.
Taking the dirt nap
John "J.J." Jackson, one of the five original MTV on-air personalities, has died at the age of 62.
Alan Jackson calls in to WalMart for day off.
Thursday, March 18, 2004
You're Durst!
"The" Donald Trump is trying to trademark "you're fired". I've already trademarked "So Durst" so those pennies will start trickling in for every mention in the blogosphere.
Why doesn't he try to trademark the "tri-comb-over racing stripe wig-like do" he busts out?
Why doesn't he try to trademark the "tri-comb-over racing stripe wig-like do" he busts out?
Durst fave Omarosa "Bin Laden" Manigault-Stallworth says she experienced racism while on "The Apprentice", claiming former contestant Ereka Vetrini had called her the “n-word.” What's with all he-said-she-said bullsh*t?
Even more shocking, a possible TV show?
I would have used the "STFUYAWE" word.
*shut the fuck up you annoying wannabe elitist"
See if you and Fred match scores!
Find out which monkey-faced Olsen twin is right for you with this handy quiz.
See what happens when you read "So Sayeth the Peabs" too much.
Is jail the right place for a guy who likes donkey sex?
Is jail the right place for a guy who likes donkey sex?
Wednesday, March 17, 2004
Moz snippet
Let me be the first to spot this. Morrissey's new album "You Are the Quarry" arrives on May 17/18, this you know, but, his big Manchester show is on May 22, his birthday! 46 years young. Gladioli sales skyrocketing in anticipation.
How about giving Mr. Marr a jingle for some real buzz.
Someone give the local Dominos the heads-up so Joyce and Rourke can get that night off.
Let me be the first to spot this. Morrissey's new album "You Are the Quarry" arrives on May 17/18, this you know, but, his big Manchester show is on May 22, his birthday! 46 years young. Gladioli sales skyrocketing in anticipation.
How about giving Mr. Marr a jingle for some real buzz.
Someone give the local Dominos the heads-up so Joyce and Rourke can get that night off.
Tuesday, March 16, 2004
What is more frightening in Storrs, CT these days, UConn's Omeka Okafor dunking on you for the fifth time or "hairless Bangkok lady-boy" frosh Charlie Villanueva [pictured] rubbing up on you in the low post?
Chuck, are there any pubes down there?
Where is Michigan? Oh, the Not-Interesting-Tourney.....
I can’t think of any bigger booking in the world right now.
When they say bigger, do they mean gayer? This falls into the category of "shitty US music Brits love", see also Fun Loving Criminals, Wheatus, Black Eyed Peas and Rocket From the Cript. Truly durst.
When they say bigger, do they mean gayer? This falls into the category of "shitty US music Brits love", see also Fun Loving Criminals, Wheatus, Black Eyed Peas and Rocket From the Cript. Truly durst.
Name-checked by the man, SoDurst thanks you.
"speaking of which, check out SoDurst.blogspot.com. it name-drops whatevs.org but I can't figure out who's writing this site. if you're reading this, drop me a lizz. shmears."
I know that you'd like me, if only you could see me, if only you could meet me.....
"speaking of which, check out SoDurst.blogspot.com. it name-drops whatevs.org but I can't figure out who's writing this site. if you're reading this, drop me a lizz. shmears."
I know that you'd like me, if only you could see me, if only you could meet me.....
