Could it be true?
Let's just say the waters are being tested.
Weezer Frontman Rivers Cuomo Exposed as Shredder
For all the Weezer fans out there, check out a photo of L.A. hairband, Avant Garde.
The impish hesher Rivers Cuomo
of the rock combo Weezer is pictured in the middle looking like a long-lost Wilson sister from the band Heart. And that was back when he had two different sized legs.
Talk about instant ass-kicking.
Moments before the picture was taken, the photographer gave the cue, "look hard, but still gay".
Check out more bands exposed at Metal-Sludge.com
Bloggers Heading To War, then Hell
A Durstian Rant:
The chief of the Selective Service System has proposed registering women for the military draft and requiring that young Americans regularly inform the government about whether they have training in niche specialties
needed in the armed services.
The proposal, which the agency's acting Director Lewis Brodsky presented to senior Pentagon officials just before the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq, also seeks to extend the age of draft registration to 34 years old, up from 25.
Seeing that bloggers have training in niche specialties [ crackin' it to Amanda Bynes
, sex with Bill Cosby
and O.C. gayishness
], you're all doomed!!!!
And with chicks getting drafted, you're all toast, too.
Here's the dilly. You're under 34, blogging at your Mom's house and writing about Lindsay "no tan-line" Lohan's juggs
one day, and the next you're chillin' in Tikrit with no body armor, sand in your ass and wondering why you've had to travel so far so Chickenhawk Bush can get the Middel East and Isreali Jews in place so his evangelical Rapture Apocalypse-story can come true and he can go to heaven with all the other Jesus freaks.
Sounds crazy? Bush is a former coke head, alcoholic who is reborn. He's Evangelical or "fundagelical", fundamentally evangelic. He can barely speak english and has no grasp of foreign policy, the economy, taxes, healthcare, the enviroment, exportation of jobs, managing social security or following through on any of his "missions", but he knows the Bible. And God, too.
He believes in the Rapture and Revelations from the Bible word for word. Jesus is coming back to save the born-again evangelicals, and only the born-again evangelicals [the rest get the Apocolypse and end up in Hell], but only after a few things happen, i.e., Isreal is in jewish hands, 3rd Temple built in Jeruselum. [just a note: I am not writing this because I belive one way or another about Isreal or who has what, I am writing this because Bush is making policy decisions based on his religious beliefs and wants to please his fellow evangelicals.]
How do I jump from Iraq to Isreal and back? It's tough. Don't get me wrong, Bush has a childlike vandetta for Saddam for fucking with his Daddy, but it's deeper than that. But no WMDs=why Iraq now? The long-term Bush Crusade is to get oil [let's not fool ourselves], to get Muslims fired up, and to get Isreal in "Rapture mode". Bush and his Christian cohorts are hoping for Armageddon. Bush has Sharon's back 100%. Muslims are pissed. This gets the Rapture party in gear.
Hear me know and believe me later. Those "Left Behind" books are all about this shizz.
Endgame. Your blogga-ass is getting drafted because shithead W starts needless wars, wastes our troops on his goals for the Rapture, then gets patriotic on yer ass saying its' to protect the US.
Starting wars saves us, YAYYYY!!!
In closing down this rant, I digress, Juggs YES!, Draft NO!
i-pods miss mark
I know that everyone is in love with the i-pod and i-tunes in 1 year-old this week, but their first year numbers were off by 30,000,000 songs or 30%.
Not to piss on their parade, but....if the rest of the industry was off by 30%, they'd sue every Kazaa member they could find.
NY Times article on it
Third Porn Star to Test Positive for HIV
, Czech porn star, you're fired!
Dee worked with Darren James
, the veteran performer believed to have originated the outbreak, on March 24, the same day that James worked with Lara Roxx, the first woman to test positive in the current outbreak.
James is believed to have caught the virus while shooting in Brazil with Peabs
, around March 10.
Read the AVN account
of what went down, or in, or out.....
Sidenote, her agent's name is Dick Nasty.
To all the Yankee haters......
All you Yankee haters can suck my Evil Empire balls.
Yanks sweep the A's killer rotation. Bring back the Sox! And Jeter breaks his Durst-for-32 streak with a home run to boot! [The 189,000,000 Cash Money Crew team hits the .500 mark for the season at 11-11.]
A win tomorrow night will set a ML record for 13 consectutive Aprils with a winning record.
Carrot Top Wasn't Helpin' either
In a blow to teen ginger crooners across the US, heavily criticized diet Sinatra-lite John Stevens
was given the electronic boot last night.
Hoping to fill the void left by...., well no one, the novelty of a young guy singing like an old guy has worn off.
Goodbye fame. Hello fry-ulater.
Draft Dodgers Who Are Pro-War=Chickenhawks
1. A person enthusiastic about war, provided someone else fights it; particularly when that enthusiasm is undimmed by personal experience with war; most emphatically when that lack of experience came in spite of ample opportunity in that person’s youth.
2. An older gay man who preys on younger men.
Go to the Chickenhawk Website and see your favorite Republicans
like Bush and Cheney, who dodge the draft, but love to talk about war.
Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly and many others, too.
: Rush Limbaugh
: Yack Radio
: Where to begin ... a joke about the Hindenburg? No, let's go right to the reason he had to stay home from the war - the world's most famous anal cyst
. He's denied it, but www.snopes.com, the Urban Legends Reference Pages, has got the goods on him.
Rush was "classified 4-F after a physical found that he had an "inoperable pilonidal cyst" in his ass!
Link to Snopes.com here.
Muslims are "the new negroes in America" according to Jackson
Look for white kids in the suburbs to get all Taliban up in the shizzy.
Who knows bling-bling better than the Saudis.
Look for Chris Tucker to drop Jackie Chan for Sultan Bandar and Gucci to be replaced by the House of Saud.
Bush is the new P. Diddy.
Republican Senator Hinting at Draft
Nebraska Senator Chuck Haskel is a complete dick.
He says deteriorating security in Iraq may force the United States to reintroduce the military draft.
"Why shouldn't we ask all of our citizens to bear some responsibility and pay some price?"
How about you lead the way, Rambo?
Bush's Side Bush
Buzz around D.C. [via New York Magazine]
Is Bush banging Condi?
"A pressing issue of dinner-party etiquette is vexing Washington, according to a story now making the D.C. rounds: How should you react when your guest, in this case national-security adviser Condoleezza Rice, makes a poignant faux pas?
At a recent dinner party hosted by New York Times D.C. bureau chief Philip Taubman and his wife,
Rice was reportedly overheard saying, “As I was telling my husb—”
and then stopping herself abruptly, before saying, “As I was telling President Bush.” Jaws dropped, but a guest says the slip by the unmarried politician, who spends weekends with the president and his wife, seemed more psychologically telling than incriminating.
A National Security Council spokesman laughed and said, “No comment.”
Which in NSC-speak means "yes, they are banging".
Private Joker, I presume.
Not the smartest thing for a Marine to do.
While in Iraq, Lance Cpl. Ted J. Boudreaux, a reservist with the 3rd Battalion/23rd Marines, became the subject of a formal investigation last week after a photo in circulation on the Internet came to the attention of a Muslim public relations firm in Washington, D.C.
In the photo, Boudreaux is shown with two Iraqi boys. All three are smiling, and all three are flashing a "thumbs-up" sign. The middle boy is holding a handmade cardboard sign that reads in English, "Lcpl. Boudreaux killed my dad th[en] he knocked up my sister."
Previous photo had the sign, Peabs '04
Do I Make You Horny, Well, Do I?..........
As reported by Reuters, aspiring Austin Powers in the UK are using Bluetooth technology to find anonymous sex partners
" as it is called, is when you send your info/images/number by Bluetooth to other Bluetooth users in buses, trains, bars, supermarkets, etc., looking to get "bluejacked
The fact that this UK trend is called "toothing" is apropos because most Brits have one good tooth. Usually toffee-encrusted and crooked.
Reason #1001 To Hate Courtney Love
There is a place, a place for you in hell, reserved for you and all your friends
Hillbilly Heroin addict and all-around worthless human skank Courtney Love
can rest assured her place in Hell is secured.
Her long-tired routine of hanging on to more talented people is enough to warrant severe repeated blows to her cracked-out custume-mask of a face, but she's managed to kick it up a notch.
Word is she's lost $40 mill, in debt for $4 mill more and squandered her daughter's trust fund.
"My daughter's trust fund has been stolen from to the point where she may have, like, nothing. I can't let this happen to Frances."
People who were pumping her a while back [NYC bloggers, ie, stereogum] should be sure to feel good now. She's a walking lobotomy spending Kurt's publishing money on oxy-contin and ruining her daughter's life.
When will a falling house kill her?