So Durst
Wednesday, April 14, 2004
  Plastic face and wig part of getaway plan

Good news, Martha Stewart may have a prison bitch!

Lil' Kim Jones indicted on one count of conspiracy, three counts of perjury, three counts of making false statements and one count of obstruction. The obstruction count carries a possible maximum prison term of 10 years and all the other charges carry possible five-year terms.

The suspect used a fake nose, fake, lip, fake eyebrow, fake beauty mark and fake hair costume to hide from reporters while exiting the court house.

Oh,

I see, that's apparently her real face.

Then the fake tits just completes it, doesn't it.






 
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