Wednesday, March 31, 2004
Solange Knowles = So Durst
Kip Winger had it right, "She's only 17...."
Can't handle having older sister Beyonce shake her ass and hold excrutiatingly long annoying notes on TV? How do you step out from under her shadow, even though you're only 17?
You marry some 19 year-old no-name football dude. In an attempt to out-do Janet J's and Chico's nups, he almost trumped Rohan Marley for marrying a singer cash cow. Solange is so lame.
Big ups for the no-name dude, ride that meal ticket for all its' worth.
How fast did Poppa Knowles have the pre-nup ready?
Kip Winger had it right, "She's only 17...."
Can't handle having older sister Beyonce shake her ass and hold excrutiatingly long annoying notes on TV? How do you step out from under her shadow, even though you're only 17?
You marry some 19 year-old no-name football dude. In an attempt to out-do Janet J's and Chico's nups, he almost trumped Rohan Marley for marrying a singer cash cow. Solange is so lame.
Big ups for the no-name dude, ride that meal ticket for all its' worth.
How fast did Poppa Knowles have the pre-nup ready?
